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Posted:
Jan 25, 2007 4:44 pmby caleighbelle47
Because girls are great!
Why does my husband think it's okay to give the kids Pepsi for breakfast?
Posted:
Jan 25, 2007 4:46 pmby peanut
Because he wants to be the favorite
. (my dad once told my sister that she didn't need to rebrush her teeth after drinking soda because the bubbles clean your teeth
-he never lived that down)
Why do I enjoy these games so much?
Posted:
Jan 25, 2007 4:56 pmby caleighbelle47
Because it gets your mind off of your crazy life with two kids.
Why do toddler think it's funny to take their clothes off.
Posted:
Jan 25, 2007 5:10 pmby peanut
Because they are secretly nudists
(mine does this too - and he is five tomorrow)
Why do kids get excited about the littlest things?
Posted:
Jan 25, 2007 5:16 pmby caleighbelle47
Because everything is new (it's what I love most about them.)
Why can't we stop doing this?
Posted:
Jan 25, 2007 5:18 pmby peanut
Because we are addicted (I know lets start a games anonymous game
)
Why don't I get up to put my little girl in her bassinet (she is asleep in my lap)?
Posted:
Jan 25, 2007 5:20 pmby caleighbelle47
Because you love to hold her, or you're afraid she'll wake up and scream her pretty little head off.
Why are my kids still crying?
Posted:
Jan 25, 2007 5:24 pmby peanut
Because they are jealous that you get some time on the computer.
Why is my son so quiet now?
Posted:
Jan 25, 2007 5:53 pmby caleighbelle47
Because he's doing something he shouldn't be.
Why have I run out of questions?
Posted:
Jan 25, 2007 6:15 pmby HelenA
Because your mind has gone squiffy!
Why, if manure is used to grow vegetables, do we not use our poop to grow stuff? (from a weird weird convo between DH and I earlier!)
Posted:
Jan 25, 2007 6:20 pmby caleighbelle47
Because the manure used to grow veggies is from animals that eat grains. Not the junk we eat.
What on earth is squiffy?
Posted:
Jan 25, 2007 6:39 pmby HelenA
Squiffy is when your head is so messed up or confused that you can't think straight.
Why is my keyboard playing me up tonight?
Posted:
Jan 25, 2007 6:51 pmby caleighbelle47
Because you have used it too much.
Why are you still up doing this?
Posted:
Jan 25, 2007 7:26 pmby HelenA
Because I can..lol
Why can't I stop DH from snoring?
Posted:
Jan 25, 2007 8:02 pmby caleighbelle47
Because that just what guys do.
Why can't I have my own chef?
Posted:
Jan 25, 2007 8:12 pmby HelenA
Because that would be asking too much
Why can't I sleep, it's almost 1.15am and I'm not even tired!
Posted:
Jan 25, 2007 8:19 pmby caleighbelle47
Because you're sitting at the computer playing with me.
Why is it taking me soooo long to come up with a question, this should be easy.
Posted:
Jan 25, 2007 8:23 pmby HelenA
Because you've asked all the questions already..lol
Why have you passed you non-questionitis on to me? I can't think of anything now!
Posted:
Jan 29, 2007 9:12 pmby phillybrenda
because unlike HG, non-questionitis is contagious!
Why can't I stop posting on this website today?
Posted:
Jan 29, 2007 9:22 pmby HelenA
Because you are keeping me company
Why won't you pay for my ticket over there?