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by **Krista** » Jan 02, 2007 7:55 pm

Because TV isn't what it used to be.

Why do bad things happen to good people?

by **HelenA** » Jan 03, 2007 4:24 am

Because we are being tested.

Why am I still tired after getting 9 hours sleep?

by **Proudmama** » Jan 03, 2007 4:33 am

Because our bodies are still recovering from 9 months of turmoil.

Why does DH have such a hard time keeping stuff together and in one place?

by **HelenA** » Jan 03, 2007 7:38 am

Because to put it away would mean getting up off the sofa!

Why haven't I won the lotto yet?

by **Krista** » Jan 03, 2007 10:51 am

Because you are holding out for the big one!

Why do we feel that bottled water is better than tap water?

by **HelenA** » Jan 03, 2007 1:42 pm

Because that's what the bottled water companies want you to believe so they keep raking in the profit.

Why is it every time I sit down one of the kids need something and I have to get back up?

by **Krista** » Jan 05, 2007 10:26 pm

Because they like to aggravate you.

Why do people who have curly hair want staright hair and vice versa?

by **Thandie&bensmom** » Jan 06, 2007 10:31 pm

Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

Why is it that the more tired you are, the harder it is to fall asleep?

by **HelenA** » Jan 07, 2007 6:22 pm

because... Ask me in the morning because I should be in bed now and I'm overtired..lol

Why don't babies stay babies for long?

by **Thandie&bensmom** » Jan 08, 2007 11:24 am

Because they are in a rush to aggravate us as teenagers

Why is the slow driver always in front of you?

by **HelenA** » Jan 08, 2007 7:44 pm

Because they are not in a rush, or they know you are.

Why aren't retailers more honest about exactly what you are buying?

by **mmichelle** » Jan 15, 2007 1:46 am

because then they wouldn't make their sales quotas (sp).

Why is it that it doesn't get windy until you are ready to go to bed and that the wind must cause the tree outside your window to scrape across the building like nails on a chalkboard?

by **C&G'sMommy** » Jan 15, 2007 2:37 am

because it wants to piss you off and thinks it's a game.

Why do dh's have to be jerks and think their right about everything?

by **HelenA** » Jan 15, 2007 10:05 am

Because they feel inadequate because they know that REALLY WE are the ones that are always right!

Why is it every time I try to get one of the girls down for a nap, the doorbell goes or the phone rings etc...

by **mmichelle** » Jan 20, 2007 12:36 pm

Because there is an evil anti sleep plot against your children.

Why is it that ds thinks he has the right to boss everyone around?

by **NurseLiz** » Jan 20, 2007 9:53 pm

Because he has a penis .
Why can DH and I never agree on what movie to rent??

by **mmichelle** » Jan 20, 2007 9:55 pm

See your answer above

Why is it that ds is scared to death to go poop?

by **NurseLiz** » Jan 20, 2007 9:58 pm

Because its a terrible cycle- one hard poop means discomfort,so he holds on to poop- more painfull poop.. holding on to poop..more painfull poop..holding on to poop..hold,pain,hold,pain
Why does ds only want to use potty chair instead of real toilet? (want to gag everytime!!!)

by **mmichelle** » Jan 20, 2007 10:05 pm

Can he teach my ds how to even use the potty chair? Because he doesn't like the flush sound.

Why won't my ds leave his diapers and sit on the dang toilet or the potty chair?

by **NurseLiz** » Jan 20, 2007 10:12 pm

Because the stupid diapers are so darn cute- DS cant wait to wear a different pull up-(even though he is potty trained) because he likes the "cars" prints on them.

Why wont ds take a nap anymore?

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