The Woman Below Me (getting to know each other!)

[Danielle31]

TRUE! How did you know??

The woman below me has to get creative to keep from getting bored at home all day...

[E-Mom]

FALSE: I'm just bored all day at home.

The woman below me now has this song by Garth Brooks and Tricia Yearwood stuck in her head:

The woman before me must have been hard on you
That look in your eyes, I never put you through
Sometimes I think you must be talking to
The woman before me and you...

[sweetpea]

False! I've never heard that song.

TWBM hates puking!

[Danielle31]

TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWBM loves the sound of her sleeping baby...

[*Mel*]

True..
TWBM needs to get a pedicure done!

[Danielle31]

TRUE!!! I haven't even cut my toenails since my baby shower in late March...

TWBM knows a good cure for lower back pain...

[E-Mom]

False, but I would recommend tons of massages! Buy your DH some oil and tell him to get crackn'.

The woman below me grows her own vegetables in her garden.

[Atsie]

That depends.... are weeds a veggie?? Those I can grow like no ones business!!!! ROFLMAO


The woman below me would give almost anything for a housekeeper...

[sweetpea]

Oh my, yes! It's a horrible mess over here! However, I would still pick a free contractor over a housekeeper. I don't have electricity or walls downstairs. Or adequate floors, windows, or doors!

The woman below me knows how to crochet.

[Atsie]

I haven't a clue how to do that.

TWBM fed her family take out today.

[E-Mom]

No, but only because we all stayed in our jammies today and didn't leave the house. There's still a chance DH will bring home take out on his way home from work.

The woman below me watched more than two movies with her kids today.

[sweetpea]

Nope. Didn't watch any TV w/ Faith. We went to church this morning. She took a nap this afternoon. And we went to the park for a picnic w/ our church family this evening. Before I was pg, the only thing she would watch is Wheel of Fortune. I have the TV on more now b/c I'm sick. I tend to put in I Dream of Jeannie dvd's, which she likes to dance too.

TWBM sings to her child pretty much every day.

[Danielle31]

TRUE!!
I love singing "Somewhere Out There" to her!

TWBM gives her baby the boob when all else fails!

[Atsie]

I would but these suckers have been out to pasture for awhile. Plus when they were in service they were more like those little milers you get for coffee then anything effective!


TWBM spent more then 2 hours outside with her kids today (or alone...)

[E-Mom]

I wish. I don't feel safe enough to bring the kids to the park at the moment. If they darted for the street, I couldn't catch them. Our backyard hasn't been touched since I got pregnant (I'm the gardener in the family), so it's a mess.

the woman below me...

has made her own bread.

[sweetpea]

I HAVE made my own bread! In fact, I used to grind the wheat too! I would use a machine that would mix and knead five loaves at a time and then put them in pans to rise and then cook. Little did I know I had Celiac Disease! No more whole wheat made from scratch bread for me!

TWBM would love to take a nap!

[ztca4me]

True. I would love to take a nap but I can't sleep. You'd think the combo of zofran, unisom, and phenergen would make me tired, but now i'm just like a zombie I guess. Today is my worst day so far this pregnancy and I've had a few hopeless thoughts.

The woman below me hasn't washed her hair in 5 days.

[Atsie]

False. I washed it 4 days ago....LOL and I am not pregnant so that is just wrong. But seeing as I have yet to find time to pee or sleep washing my hair is low on my list!

TWBM has a spotless house that they would let others see. (My house is getting better but I cringe at the door bell afraid someone will need to come in!)

[E-Mom]

FALSE FALSE FALSE FALSE FALSE.

I'm laying in a weeks worth of crumbs right now since my kids eat in bed with me (the food that a 1 and 3 year old scavenge for themselves!) while we watch back to back movies. At leat the 3 year old gets a 4 hour reprieve at pre-school M-Th, but the drop-offs and pick-ups use all my energy for the day. My sister is coming Saturday, so Sunday may be a different story.

The Woman Below Me...

has beautifully painted toe nails

[Atsie]

The colour is really pretty but it has been on there for a good long while so its in some cool shapes. Geez I sound like a slob!


TWBM plays the lotto and day dreams about winning.