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by **mmichelle** » Jan 20, 2007 10:14 pm

Because he is practicing to wake the baby when he should be sleeping.

Why is that Krystalynn likes to use my bladder as a pillow or punching bag?

by **NurseLiz** » Jan 20, 2007 10:17 pm

Because its soft and warm- and likes to feel you scramble to the bathroom...
Why does the phone ring everytime I am in the bathroom?

by **mmichelle** » Jan 20, 2007 10:20 pm

Because people love to talk to you on your throne.

Why is it that I have the patience of a flea with ds nowadays?

by **NurseLiz** » Jan 20, 2007 10:23 pm

Because you want to give the mother of the year award to me.

Why do I feel guily that I have to hire a nanny now that I am on bed rest?

by **mmichelle** » Jan 20, 2007 10:26 pm

because it is hard to watch someone else care for your child. (My mom has been doing it since I was at 6 weeks and too sick to get out of bed).

Why is it that my dh can't lay on the couch and watch ds without falling asleep?

by **NurseLiz** » Jan 20, 2007 10:28 pm

See penis remark...
Why cant dh ever leave work early to be with our family..only leaves early when going golfing

by **mmichelle** » Jan 20, 2007 10:51 pm

once again see penis remark.

Why can't dh be nice to ds when he is tired and frustrating?

by **ktlynn_74** » Jan 21, 2007 1:41 pm

Because Men have no patience...
Why does it have to be snowing outside?

by **C&G'sMommy** » Jan 21, 2007 3:47 pm

because the air outside is freezing so the participation in the clouds are forming ice crystals.

Why don't stores ever have the item you want in stock and they have to order it?

by **HelenA** » Jan 22, 2007 2:25 pm

Because stores suck (I JUST had that today when I went for JJ's formula, they didn't have her one in.. So I had to drives out of my way to get some...ugh!)

Why can't a guy just tell you he doesn't know what time he'll be done working, instead of saying 'I'll be home by 6pm' and here's me at 7.25pm and he's still not done yet!

by **NNicole** » Jan 23, 2007 11:51 am

cause he is a man!
Why can't men be perfect like all of us?

by **HelenA** » Jan 23, 2007 12:55 pm

Because if they were perfect, we'd have nothing to b*tch about!

Why hasn't anyone sent me any snow yet?

by **peanut** » Jan 23, 2007 4:00 pm

Because we barely have any

Why am i so tired?

by **HelenA** » Jan 23, 2007 5:57 pm

because that's what 2 kids can do to you!

Why do my fingers hurt?

by **peanut** » Jan 23, 2007 6:04 pm

because you are typing too much

Why can't i ask for help?

by **HelenA** » Jan 23, 2007 6:07 pm

Because you're stubborn.

Why am I so hot when it's cold outside, and I don't have the heating on?

by **peanut** » Jan 23, 2007 6:19 pm

because you are busy chasing a toddler around the house

Why do the kids need to get sick just as you are feeling better and give the bug back to you?

by **HelenA** » Jan 23, 2007 6:25 pm

Because they like to share

Why am I not in bed yet, the girls went down over an hour ago?

by **peanut** » Jan 23, 2007 6:27 pm

Because you are having too much fun :wink:

Why can't i enjoy the time when dh takes care of the kids?

by **HelenA** » Jan 23, 2007 6:30 pm

because you're a mummy

Why is the sky blue?

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