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Because they lack the verbal skills to do so.

Why is it that the day you have a throbbing headache all day is the day your toddler picks to be especially whiny?

Because life is dang hard.

Why is there such a thing as fantom pains?

Amy

To remind you to be thankful that you have those body parts.

Why does a woman have to be pregnant for 40 weeks...why can't we be kangaroos who are pg for for 38 days???

because it makes us thankful we are not elephants, who are pg for over a year!

Why is it that I want a puppy so bad when I already have a 12 year old dog and a 5 year old cat!

because puppies are cute and lovable and needy....but then they grow up!

Why is it that DH loves to keep DS up on nights when he has to work and I have to be with him all day?

Because your DH has been taking tips from my DH, and I hate it too!

Why does the mere mention of my mum coming over set me on edge?

because you know she will be more work than help.

Why is it that if I hear a Wiggles song once during the day it is stuck in my head ALL DAY LONG and I often wake up in the middle of the night singing it (if I sleep).

Because your son loves it, and that's all that matters

Why is it that when I ask DH to change the sheets on the bed, he says he will then doesn't do it!

Because when you asked him all he heard was "blah blah blah..BED" Typical male response.

Why is it that people make a big deal about Kimi's birthday party (especially as we had to cancel her party last year)and then 3 people call and cancel out on her party because they have other things to do?

Because some people can only think about themselves.

Why is it that we forget all this Hell and decide to do it again?

Because of the amazing love we feel for our children (once they're here )

Why does your mother offer to babysit while you work and then volunteers to go into work leaving you scrambling to find a sitter (oh, and tells you at the last minute)?

Because she wants to keep you on your toes.

Why are Dr's such a PITA?

because they think they know everything and boy are they wrong.

Why is choosing a name for your child so difficult?

Because it gives us something to think about while bedbound..lol We are in the very same boat right now, I "think" we have agreed on a girls name, but DH wants to name a boy after a cartoon pig, and doesn't understand why I am going along with that..lol URGH

Why do kids have to copy EVERYTHING you say?

because mom is the smartest being ever made

why do husbands always throw food and trash in the sink instead of taking a few steps and throwing it in the trash? ahhh

Because husbands just have absolutely no clue!

And while we're on the topic...

Why is it that men can't find anything!?! Even little men like my two-year-old!

Because if they made out that they really did know where things were, they know we would make them do more.

Why do my kids think it's hillarious to wake up at 5am full of beans when I am half dead?

Because they can't wait to see their favorite person, MUM!!!!!!

Why does Ceci always make me feel guilty for going to work?

Becuase she wants to spend all day her mum

Why has my wonderful daughter (Kimi) woken me yet AGAIN at 5.30am only to fall asleep on my bed once I have gotten on the computer?

Because once she realized that you weren't doing anything super exciting, she just decided to go back to sleep.

Why is it that Jackson has to "share" and eat some of whatever I'm eating no matter if he's already eaten or doesn't even really like it very much?